[mes is the one swearing a lot]
Anyway, this guy goes fuckin ell, you don alf complain for an eleven year old do you?
-that machine is nice
-fuck off it took me ages to get that, yeah
-i want that machine
-yeah what yeah right,
-if I tell a good clean joke, can I have that?
-no you fuckin cant
-i want it, honest
-you cant have it
-theres no vus coming up there at all. is it supposed to have vus on it?
-no, its not. s fuckin my machine, that. keep your hands off it.
-its your machine. its a vu-less machine. sure its recording, mark? better turn the volume up. ok, what dyou call a guy with a spade in his head? doug.
-jesus, thats pathetic.
-what dyou call a guy whos been dead and buried for 30,000 years? pete. (nervous laugh) come on, then, astound me with your wit, mark.
-come on, rewind it, lets see what you had to say.
-erm, weve been through this before, havent we?
-right Ill do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like weve done it once, but the cameras werent rolling
-nah, Im thinking of my joke actually.
-so Im reading frank zappa, right, its an au- its a biography by frank zappa
-right [mes totally disinterested]
-and - errrr - its 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it
-how many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden Im realising, errr
-more interested when you were talking about napoleon actually