Cauta in site




Vrei sa primesti
noutati pe email?

ARTISTS » f » Fall » M. H. s Jokes
Cauta versuri: artist titlu versuri

Versuri M. H. s Jokes - Fall

[mes is the one swearing a lot]

Anyway, this guy goes fuckin ell, you don alf complain for an eleven year old do you?


-that machine is nice

-fuck off it took me ages to get that, yeah

-i want that machine

-yeah what yeah right,

-clean joke


-if I tell a good clean joke, can I have that?

-no you fuckin cant

-i want it, honest

-you cant have it

-theres no vus coming up there at all. is it supposed to have vus on it?

-no, its not. s fuckin my machine, that. keep your hands off it.

-its your machine. its a vu-less machine. sure its recording, mark? better turn the volume up. ok, what dyou call a guy with a spade in his head? doug.

-jesus, thats pathetic.

-what dyou call a guy whos been dead and buried for 30,000 years? pete. (nervous laugh) come on, then, astound me with your wit, mark.


-come on, rewind it, lets see what you had to say.

-erm, weve been through this before, havent we?

-right Ill do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like weve done it once, but the cameras werent rolling

-nah, Im thinking of my joke actually.

-so Im reading frank zappa, right, its an au- its a biography by frank zappa

-right [mes totally disinterested]

-and - errrr - its 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it


-how many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden Im realising, errr

-more interested when you were talking about napoleon actually

Videoclip random